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fructosebat:

Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and I really like that one part where the whole movie.

caffeinatedqueer:

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop


I got in big trouble at work once because somebody did this with a baby possum and I didn’t stop them.A customer called the store much, much later with some health concern that there was a baby possum in a woman’s pocket within 20ft of food.

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
—Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

kaisukes:

hroakie:

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(Source: s1aine)